The Forge

Anonymous said...
you be leavin' my woman-choice Hillary, alone! New Yorkers and many women (including closet-liberal Grovers) will see to it that Hillary returns to the Whitehouse! And, rube, I'm watching
you watch those movies that the administration might not appreciate!

Firstly, i would like to point out that the mask of anonymity, while a staple of the beautiful Internet, is tactless and proves an unwillingness to fully admit to having spoken one's own words. Equally tactless is sarcasm, a device i detect throughout your post, and one i heartily embrace. As such, your trespass is forgiven.

Nonetheless, i feel obliged to question several aspects of your "post."

1. I'd assumed that southern vernacular was simply a speech pattern and did not carry over into intellectual writing. But based on the phrase "you be leavin' my woman-choice" i feel obligated to question my preconceptions.

2. Hillary's return to the Whitehouse will mark the end of one era and the beginning of a new one; namely, America's golden age and the Apocalypse, respectively.

3. Rube? My dictionary tells me this word is meant for uncultured and dim-witted individuals of very rural upbringing. Since i am at once salutatorian of my high school with a GPA of 4.0, from a bustling suburb of one of the world's largest cities, and fairly well-informed about the various issues in society (both domestic and international), i'd say it's our good friend "anonymous" that deserves the title of rube.

4. I will assume you are referring to the film Hot Fuzz when you mention a film worthy of the administration's disapproval. If this is the case, may i humbly point you in the direction of the college bookstore, where one can purchase (among other films of ill repute) the classic family film Borat. If this administration has disgression in the film department, it has yet to be witnessed by myself.

And, well, as Gump said:
That's all i have to say about that.